IDASFI

"I'm Dying Anyway, So Fuck It."

I'm just a dandelion trying to keep on keepin' on in a garden full of roses.

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

snailsocks:

Straight men think they rule women but we could show them like 1/4 of a titty and they get all hot and bothered. Like relax and get me some ice cream and ill think about showin ya 2/4 of the titty. Who’s rulin who here bud

baracknobama:

baracknobama:

i lost my glasses today

i cant see how this could have happened

sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

“I’ve learnt that fighting fire with fire, does get you burnt, but standing there in utter silence does the same thing. I’ve learnt there comes a time when you have to get over things, and I’ve learnt that, that time is probably now. I would say I wished you the best, but mama taught me better than to lie. Poison only harms you if you consume it, but what can it do to someone who looks it in the eye and says fuck you? Nothing my friend, so with that, my friend, fuck you & know that your poison is indeed, only poisoning you.”

ubah (w-ave)

letter-experiment:

Largest amount of swag I have ever witnessed

letter-experiment:

Largest amount of swag I have ever witnessed

wild-nirvana:

I have weird reoccurring dreams like 90% are about sex and 95% recently involve one of two people

officialwhitegirls:

when you correct the teacher

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unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u