IDASFI

"I'm Dying Anyway, So Fuck It."
 I'm just a dandelion trying to keep on keepin' on in a garden full of roses.

gnarizardd:

antisjwyellowfang:

Just your daily reminders:

  • Racists are a problem
  • White people are not
  • Homophobes are a problem
  • Straight people are not
  • Transphobes are a problem
  • Cis people are not
  • Sexists are a problem
  • Men are not

And most importantly,

  • Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

spaece:

✦⋆ more here ⋆✦

spaece:

✦⋆ more here ⋆✦

theballetblog:

I love the Simpsons

theballetblog:

I love the Simpsons

speakly:

When you want something and your mum didn’t agree

speakly:

When you want something and your mum didn’t agree

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

“I’d rather read the iTunes User Agreement.”

one of the Amazon reviewers on Fifty Shades of Grey  (via quicksummary)

illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

sup-london:

"remember that time when yo-"

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and then yo-

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless