I'm just a dandelion trying to keep on keepin' on in a garden full of roses.
Just your daily reminders:
- Racists are a problem
- White people are not
- Homophobes are a problem
- Straight people are not
- Transphobes are a problem
- Cis people are not
- Sexists are a problem
- Men are not
And most importantly,
- Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole
you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
“I’d rather read the iTunes User Agreement.”
one of the Amazon reviewers on Fifty Shades of Grey (via quicksummary)
Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*
Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it
it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
"remember that time when yo-"
and then yo-